throughcoffeeeyes:

true life: my friends are anime trash

splantamello:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

Someone is living up to their url

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

kangaya:

do you ever try to backspace something but instead you do the thingr==[[=[=]\

eleonorpiteira:

Study.
Dark skin is so lovely to paint~

ir-dr:

Day 1133  - 14 January  2014

I was talking to someone recently about how google keeps track of your searches and

.//projectTiGER

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

whvtever:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

I haven’t talked to you in 2 hours and I miss you
― (via crryng)
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~*Gavin Wigglehorns*~

Hello there, my name is Cara/Gavin and I love fauns and cellos. Pizza Hut Pizza is my boyfriend. nwn

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