lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

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tags: #MADI

drdawg:

*Wears cute outfit but sees no one important, so wears it again the next day*

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
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tags: #madi
I’m used to it
—The saddest thing you can hear someone say.  (via 365days-of-lose)
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tags: #quote
some guy: girls can wear their bras for weeks at a time? but it's underwear??
me: boobs aren't ballsacks okay
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ewzzy:

Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.

coolator:

kkk-krusty-krab-krew:

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

Disregard the above message. Repost all of them for the lolz. They sluts and deserve it.

what is wrong with you

REBLOG | Posted hace 1 día With 77 356 notas + Ori. Via
tags: #wtf #psa

gorillaprutt:

More Marks! 

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tags: #markiplier

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

ambiponn:

this selfie got a lot of likes on insta lol

REBLOG | Posted hace 1 día With 5 419 notas + Ori. Via
tags: #bo burnham

lavagvrl:

My fall clothes agenda is navy blue bc maroon clashes with The Hair

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

He had his shirt off multiple times and he threw the “f” word around a lot.
—My mom explaining the Panic! At The Disco concert to my grandma. (via panic-at-the-blog)